I've long been haunted crot by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where bokep I was kept bokep awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that bokeh I wondered if I crot should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French crot word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according memek to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. bokeh It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you porn can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts memek her partner and porn memek is memek not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she's far more porn likely bokep to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my porn Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The porn Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It memek was generally on an memek occasional basis, crot they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while crot conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokep another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokeh decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', bokeh and crot that women were prone to what bokep they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to bokep encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bokeh bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes bokeh from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a memek certain kind of porn attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex bokep At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to memek advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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